On any dating website, choosing your profile headline takes some finesse and creativity. It’s the first thing viewers will see, and judge, on your profile. The situation is no different for the “world’s biggest gay hookup site,” Manhunt. The website decided to have their tech team pull data for the most popular headlines in the United States of America.
The results? HEY GUYS.
- Gay guys: We need to stick together and fight for our rights! It's love that matters, and we have to stand up against discrimination!
- Gay guys on gay dating/social networking websites: No fem guys, act like a guy, straight acting guys only. No asians or black guys, I'm not racist just a preference.
Joke Option 1: Flowers are so classy.
Joke Option 2: I guess “etc.” encompasses a lot.
This expands the list of people I am not to include:
- Peter from Drunk Grindr
- John Green
- Hank Green
- A person who suffers fools lightly
Well, as far as you know, I’m not the first three.
When my profile explicitly states that I won’t respond without a face pic, and these are the messages I receive:
I’m all like,
More like King of the Douchebags.