Me: other gay men
I’m a bit of a Grindr tease/troll. It’s not something I’m proud of.
I stopped off for gas on my way from Boca back to Miami today, and saw this guy and wrote him “Wow.” He replied back, and I asked “What kind of bottom experiments are you looking to conduct?”
He told me that he wanted to insert a condom full of skittles into my ass and eat them out one by one as his partner watched. And literally my only reply besides “ah” and “oh” was “I’m not even sure how that would work.” But then I asked “So, just Skittles and that’s it?” and he’s like “Then I want to come in you.” And I was like “haha, nope, sorry, don’t do bareback. Sorry. Bye.” And I was like, “…wait Kyle, you can let a guy go on about eating skittles out of your ass …but not about bareback sex. Would you let a man in clown makeup eat skittle out of your ass if it was safe sex? Hmm?” and I was just like, “I’m pretty sure I would not, but thanks for fucking me up by making me asks those sorts of question about myself.”
I didn’t ask for it, but he did send proof it was a 10 inch cock though. Good for him. Plus he’s got a partner. He’s got more going on for him than I do, really.
Things got really ominous once straight people got grindr equivalents